Wednesday, October 31, 2007

10 signs you're too old to trick or treat

10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and fall over.

6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a mask.

5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the rest.

4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.

1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.


Blogger Rik said...

1. or in the case of my father, at least people he's slept with. Ohh trust me, you have no idea how accurate that is...

So nice to see a normal post, and not just another video.

October 31, 2007 at 3:18 p.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You keep my schedule and post, Leekface*.

*a term of endearment

November 1, 2007 at 1:33 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...


November 1, 2007 at 9:27 a.m.  
Blogger Cooper said...

I'm never to old to trick or....damn.

November 1, 2007 at 7:04 p.m.  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I love pre-chewed candy!

November 1, 2007 at 9:43 p.m.  
Blogger Ricardipus said...

0. You dress up as Barney Fife, just knowing that everyone will find it funny.

-1. You know who Barney Fife is.

-2. You laughed at any of the above.

'qmxah' - Klingon for "leekface".

November 1, 2007 at 10:42 p.m.  
Blogger Wonderferret said...

Option 4 almost perfectly describes my Halloween except its me handing out the restraining orders. I have a big pad of them pre-validated by the courts. There are advantages to dating lawyers after all :)

November 2, 2007 at 4:39 a.m.  
Blogger Ricardipus said...

*note to self - do not attempt to stalk wonderferret

November 2, 2007 at 11:42 p.m.  
Blogger Misty said...

#4 sounds like a perfectly normal night to me.


November 8, 2007 at 2:03 p.m.  

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