Thursday, November 03, 2011

Off with their heads!

That's what my life needs. An activatible guillotine fire curtain. Do you suppose anyone would suspect what I was up to when I said, "Just go stand on that red line over there. Oh, no reason, really."

*hand with hatchet poised to cut fire curtain rope...*

4 Comments:

Blogger TRT said...

Well, if you started a fire on the red line, the curtain wouldn't be much good, would it?

November 3, 2011 at 2:12 PM  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

Fire would not affect the efficacy of the curtain at all.

November 7, 2011 at 1:52 PM  
Blogger TRT said...

No, but it would turn one fire into two.

November 7, 2011 at 2:37 PM  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

The better to BURN THEM!

November 7, 2011 at 10:55 PM  

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