Riley the Wonder Cat

Riley the Wonder Cat. The most affectionate cat I've ever owned. Or been owned by, to be correct. He demands affection. And talks incessantly. He also seems to have a very varied vocabulary, from a cute high-pitched little "meow!" to a bizarrely deep growl that he utters when he's being chased out of the basement by invisible aliens. At least that's what it sounds like. He comes barreling up the basement stairs, emitting this growl that sounds too nasty to come from the throat of a pretty little kitty cat. He also talks in multi-syllable meows that sound something like, "Me ow row wow ow mow wow wow." I'd love to know what he thinks he's saying. Probably just, "Shut up and fire up the can opener opposable thumbed one."