My modelling career starts here. It would be much easier for them to do the retouch for me. All they have to do is remove me from the photo altogether and put Brad Pitt in in my place.
Alan - I should just convert to that other religion that covers its ladies from head to toe (I fear the spammers so can say no more) and do the world a favour.
TC - Yes, a bicycle pump drive-by with paint gun.
GW - Yes. That is me. BTW, I have a bridge in Manhattan you just might like...
GJW - And you can just hold up the enhanced photo in front of yourself when you leave the house. Save time on all that fussing with hair and such.
Anna - Yes, but try to convince my poor, dear daughters when they were younger, that not only was there mundo photoshopping but a whole team of hair and make-up experts involved.
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My modelling career starts here. It would be much easier for them to do the retouch for me. All they have to do is remove me from the photo altogether and put Brad Pitt in in my place.
Looks like she had a close encounter of the bicycle pump kind!
Dawn. Thanks for posting pictures of yourself.
I will now be able to picture you when we are conversing.
Yes, a nice PSA for all girls and young women:
"Remember, girls, Photoshop is cheaper than surgery. And it will prevent you from appearing on awfulplasticsurgery.com"
Sooo fake!
Alan - I should just convert to that other religion that covers its ladies from head to toe (I fear the spammers so can say no more) and do the world a favour.
TC - Yes, a bicycle pump drive-by with paint gun.
GW - Yes. That is me. BTW, I have a bridge in Manhattan you just might like...
GJW - And you can just hold up the enhanced photo in front of yourself when you leave the house. Save time on all that fussing with hair and such.
Anna - Yes, but try to convince my poor, dear daughters when they were younger, that not only was there mundo photoshopping but a whole team of hair and make-up experts involved.
Mr. Faboo - I have it on good authority that the photos in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition are untouched. Really. Honest.
http://strangeblueghost.blogspot.com/2006/03/badger-alert.html
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4783368.stm
*sigh*
HEY!
Hope you don't mind, but I'm running directly over to my lil' blog with THAT!
Thanks!
Dawn - hey, ours don't NEED Photoshop. Tee hee.
Boys, you may *gneep* now.
GW - That's very sad.
MP - Indeed.
Tai - Feel free!
AM - Let the gneeping commence.
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