The Wrath of Dawn
Thanks to ma homies...
Well, all it took was some subtle threats by TC and Ricardiwig...pus and full service has been restored. It's nice to know you boys got my back.
And here is the lovely moose picture I wanted to post. As you can see, they do have horns, at least the boy mooses do, and the least they could do is sound them before crossing the highway.
Speaking of which, they could also help if they would stick to the assigning moose crossing areas, lovingly labelled by the Department of Highways, thusly...
Update: This is what happens when a car has a disagreement with a moose. Note the moose is still in the car... look at the back...
Posted by WrathofDawn at 12:49 p.m.
7 Comments:
Hey that's better than that one I found of a shitfaced moose!
BTW, I certainly wasn't aware that meeces ate cars...
Yep. Gotta photo of a moose-bitten car... will post...
I've heard they're tasty grilled and served with jacket potatoes.
Meece that is; not cars.
Similar things happen with the deer on Cannock Chase, where I come from, due to the local neds screaming through the forest roads at silly speeds. The poor unsuspecting deer usually end up going through the windscreen, administering a good kicking to the Ned on the way through, fortunately.
If the moose had been wearing a seatbelt, it would have been saved by the airbag instead of catapulted into the back seat.
Silly moose.
Wowser!
Looks like the car ate the moose!
Either that it was that very same shitfaced moose driving!
TC - I think that moose was just trying to peel back the lid of the 'people can' for a snack.
Misty - Moose are good grilled, fried, stewed, in sausages... they are indeed good eatin'
Steve - Deer are more of a problem where I come from, although moose cause problems there, too. Here it's moose and caribou. I don't think we even have any deer.
Ricardimoose - Moose never learn, do they?
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