Saturday, December 16, 2006

Carols for the disturbed


Apologies to the PC police. Please turn off all cell phones, pagers, etc. Now that we have that out of the way, on with the concert.








Schizophrenia - Do You Hear What I Hear?
Multiple Personality Disorder - I Three Kings of Orient Are
Dementia - I Think I'll Be Home for Christmas
Narcisistic - Hark the Herald Angels Sing about Me
Manic - Deck the Halls and Walls and House and lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and buses and Trucks and Trees and...
Paranoid - Santa Claus is Coming to Town to Get Me
Borderline Personality Disorder - Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire
Personality Disorder - You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll Tell You Why
Attention Deficit Disorder - Silent Night, Holy ooooh look at the Froggy, Can I Have a Chocolate, Why is France So Far Away?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder - Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells...

Update And, courtesy of the demented mind of Ricardipus:

Antisocial personality disorder - We Wish You a Merry Christmas, a Long, Long Way Away From Here
Psychotic personality - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Cut Out Your Liver And Burn Down Your House
Drug-addicted - Angels We Have Heard While High
Alcoholic - Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer
Depressive - Silent Dark Black Night That Never Ends
Dyslexic - The Little Drummer Yob
SMS (yes, it's a personality disorder) - j1N6L3 b3LLz r0xx!!!!LOL OMG ROFL!!111onety-one111!


Updated Update - Watch this space alert - Misty will be looking for more twisted carols, so hop on over to her blog over the next couple of days for more demented holiday fun.

13 Comments:

Blogger Ricardipus said...

Seen these before and wrote a few to go with 'em. Warning - some in questionable taste:

11. Antisocial personality disorder - We Wish You a Merry Christmas, a Long, Long Way Away From Here

12. Psychotic personality - Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas While I Cut Out Your Liver And Burn Down Your House

13. Drug-addicted - Angels We Have Heard While High

14. Alcoholic - Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer

15. Depressive - Silent Dark Black Night That Never Ends

16. Dyslexic - The Little Drummer Yob

17. SMS (yes, it's a personality disorder) - j1N6L3 b3LLz r0xx!!!!LOL OMG ROFL!!111onety-one111!

December 15, 2006 at 10:28 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

HA! Too funny! "Angels we have heard while high"

But you're worryingly adept at SMS...

December 15, 2006 at 10:51 PM  
Blogger methel said...

SMS for the over 40s however will read QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM...

December 16, 2006 at 7:14 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahahahahahahaaheeeheehaaha!

Brilliant! Just brilliant! :-D

Would you mind if I link you up and post your list and Mr Ricardipus' over at mine, and ask for more contributions to it? Only it's so brilliant, and more people should read it :) In fact, the whole world should read it!

December 16, 2006 at 8:07 AM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

The update explains it all. Except rap. There is no explanation for rap.

December 16, 2006 at 3:11 PM  
Blogger Ricardipus said...

Misty - linky yourself away, you're welcome to, as always.

*busts some funky beats and ill rhymez to baffle Dawn... and himself

December 16, 2006 at 10:49 PM  
Blogger Ricardipus said...

Oh wait, you were asking *Dawn*... well whatever, use my contributions as you see fit...

/coat

December 16, 2006 at 10:50 PM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

R'pus - But it's best she has both our permissions. In fact, yours is more important because you actually made yours up whilst I just robbed mine from "Anonymous."

After performing Messiah, I have two for Rik.

- All We Like Sheep
- Worthy is the Lamb

Snerk. And, Fnarr.

Oh, and look! Coincidentally, the verification word is Welsh - nadbwvyf.

December 17, 2006 at 12:29 AM  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

And P.S. Methel is right.

December 17, 2006 at 12:30 AM  
Blogger Anna said...

ROFL! That was funny!

December 17, 2006 at 3:00 AM  
Blogger Quartz said...

Delusional - Once In My Royal City

Psychopathic - Doing away with him in a manger

December 17, 2006 at 9:29 AM  
Blogger Ricardipus said...

Ha ha ha ha ha well done quartz!

'gdwaxy' - the correct state for a pair of cross-country skis.

December 17, 2006 at 1:48 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I was actually asking both of you, Mr Ricardipus, but I think my laughing too much got in the way of phrasing it right.

Anyway, thanks both of you :)

*mwah*

*still laughing*

December 18, 2006 at 7:08 AM  

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