The Wrath of Dawn
Tearin' it down and buildin' it bigger
Oh dear. The Flying Walenskis next door are building something in the backyard. There's been hammering and sawing going on all day. I have no idea what they're building but you can be sure it will result in noise.
The House of Wrath is currently accepting suggestions of what it will be. Any guesses? (There's already a shed.)
Posted by WrathofDawn at 8:45 p.m.
15 Comments:
indubitably my dear Wrathson...a clue or two would help please... perhaps its the curious incident of the dog(house construction)in the night-time?
Do you live next to Edward "Two-Sheds" Jackson? If so, I might have an idea here...
A so English conservatory?
Your neighbour has a large and unsightly erection in his garden next-door?
Oo-er...
Our neighbours of the back-yard trampoline have decided that their kids are nowhere near noisy enough.
So they've bought them all whistles. Oh the deep joy.
A new home for Paul Gross now he's been unemployed since he did Due South.
I can only hope it isn't a bandstand.
I've heard them sing.
xnzscwhw - The Beothuck word for "he who sings like wounded dog."
A freakin' monstrolithic adventure playground so that:
a) a much larger number of noisy kids can be there at one time
b) they can more easily peer down into your yard/windows.
I await photographic confirmation of the above.
my brother`s son just loves this guy.
A really big tree house?
A greenhouse?
A sauna shed?
Some kind of observatory to house a huge telescope?
A barn?
A playground with slides and swings?
A mini roller coaster?
A huge tower so they can see all the neighborhood?
A derrick so they can pump oil out of their backyard?
Its time for retaliation...
Build a trebuchet!
Scale models and plans here
http://www.trebuchet.com/
A trapeze?
Gallows. My money on on gallows. Now that trebuceht has been taken.
Avast, ye lubbers! Perhaps it's a pirate ship! Maybe they're looking for global warming to raise sea level to their back yard, at which time those darn kids will be the terror of the high seas!
Excellent suggestions, all! I shall have to try to peer between the fence palings, as twitching the curtains hasn't made me any wiser.
More later.
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