The Wrath of Dawn
Overheard #2 - CUTE LIVES!
Today, in a pharmacy, in the Hallowe'en section...
Little boy of about 4 comes along the aisle where all the Hallowe'en gear is kept, talking all the way and just as they reach me, he says to his mother in a very "I am NOT scared, this is a perfectly logical thing to say voice, "And we don't even need to LOOK at the vampire mask-es!"
Mask-es! Two syllables! And then I died from the cute.
The End.
Little boy of about 4 comes along the aisle where all the Hallowe'en gear is kept, talking all the way and just as they reach me, he says to his mother in a very "I am NOT scared, this is a perfectly logical thing to say voice, "And we don't even need to LOOK at the vampire mask-es!"
Mask-es! Two syllables! And then I died from the cute.
The End.
Labels: overheard
Posted by WrathofDawn at 9:45 p.m.
6 Comments:
I don't look at the vampire mask-es, either...
'sks' is HARD!
Cute.
This kid's going as a Care Bear, isn't he?
We will see how cute he is on Saturday night when he "TP-es" your house.
This would not be a TPing kind of kid. He would be the kind that would explain the poor economical sense of such an enterprise to the other children.
In a Care Bear costume. A cute one.
Saying, "You can ask-es me anything you want!"
While throwing mignon over his shoulder to keep the vampires away.
Garlic broiled mignon, natch.
See what I did there?
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