Wednesday, April 21, 2010

I feel the earth... move... under my feet...

Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric

The mind boggles. It just BOGGLES.

Srsly, dude? Our clothing causes earthquakes? SRSLY??? Oh, believe me, honey... if we had that power the world would be a very different place.


Blogger Pseudonymph said...

That made our papers as well. We've just had an earthquake in the goldfields, and one in Adelaide a while back not that anyone is bothered about South Australia that much. The thought that came to mind 'wtf??'
SOMEONE didn't get married off by his parents, obviously.

April 21, 2010 at 2:56 a.m.  
Blogger TRT said...

Didya feel teh Earth move, honey?

Actually, if these immoral women going around being slatterns, dressing to reveal their ankles and having teh sexxus are causing the earthquakes, does it mean that we should be thankful for the celibate amongst us who are obviously having an opposite effect and in fact are stabilising the Earth's crust (although probably causing frequent collapses of pie crust)?

vw: Burysing

April 21, 2010 at 6:17 a.m.  
Blogger Erin said...

Or maybe all those male clerics just aren't praying hard enough and need to blame it on someone who probably woke up this morning, and just didn't feel like being oppressed for a change.

Wooo - now THAT'S a run on sentence! =)

April 21, 2010 at 8:03 a.m.  
Blogger #Debi said...

Call me the stabilizer... :)

April 21, 2010 at 8:35 a.m.  
Blogger Pseudonymph said...

Actually. Hate to be a wet blanket, but he's right.
I give you: Earthquake in my old stomping ground, Kalgoorlie.
I give you: Kalgoorlie, 'legalised' brothels and skimpies (google it).
Connect the dots, people.
I'm off to put on another layer of clothes.

April 21, 2010 at 10:30 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Learn wisdom by the follies of others. ......................................................

April 22, 2010 at 12:17 a.m.  
Blogger Katy England said...

I don't see the women in your diagram. Clearly you are not using the cleric-approved earthquake chart. No 72 virgins for you.

April 22, 2010 at 7:44 p.m.  
Blogger Katy England said...

Oh, oh - lookey what I found:

April 22, 2010 at 8:22 p.m.  

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