The Wrath of Dawn
I feel the earth... move... under my feet...
Women to blame for earthquakes, says Iran cleric
The mind boggles. It just BOGGLES.
Srsly, dude? Our clothing causes earthquakes? SRSLY??? Oh, believe me, honey... if we had that power the world would be a very different place.
Posted by WrathofDawn at 12:40 a.m.
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Didya feel teh Earth move, honey?
Actually, if these immoral women going around being slatterns, dressing to reveal their ankles and having teh sexxus are causing the earthquakes, does it mean that we should be thankful for the celibate amongst us who are obviously having an opposite effect and in fact are stabilising the Earth's crust (although probably causing frequent collapses of pie crust)?
vw: Burysing
Or maybe all those male clerics just aren't praying hard enough and need to blame it on someone who probably woke up this morning, and just didn't feel like being oppressed for a change.
Wooo - now THAT'S a run on sentence! =)
Call me the stabilizer... :)
I don't see the women in your diagram. Clearly you are not using the cleric-approved earthquake chart. No 72 virgins for you.
Oh, oh - lookey what I found:
http://www.news.com.au/technology/boobquake-determined-to-prove-cleric-wrong/story-e6frfro0-1225856787031
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