The Wrath of Dawn
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According to StatCounter's keyword analysis, 9.09% of viewers found me via a Google search using the terms "god damnit just get me the bear with the ladybug on it's face."
So that's nice.
But I gotta tell ya, it's a tough assignment. Using the slightly less aggressive, "teddy bear ladybug on face" search terms, I got... squat. Nadda. Nuffink. So my heart goes out to that 9% because those people? Have their job cut out for them.
Which leads me to question.... where is this bear with the ladybug on its face? I couldn't find it. I found lots of bears and even more ladybugs, including a ladybug with a ladybug on her... um... ladybits... but the best of all? These.
Me wants.*
P.S. - Was very nearly a juror for a murder trial today, but the defence counsel sent me packing.
What?
No, I was not wearing ladybug clogs at the time.
Not that I wouldn't, mind you.
P.P.S. - The plumber showed up. The pipe she is fix-ed.
*Not really, but ain't they cute?
So that's nice.
But I gotta tell ya, it's a tough assignment. Using the slightly less aggressive, "teddy bear ladybug on face" search terms, I got... squat. Nadda. Nuffink. So my heart goes out to that 9% because those people? Have their job cut out for them.
Which leads me to question.... where is this bear with the ladybug on its face? I couldn't find it. I found lots of bears and even more ladybugs, including a ladybug with a ladybug on her... um... ladybits... but the best of all? These.
Me wants.*
P.S. - Was very nearly a juror for a murder trial today, but the defence counsel sent me packing.
What?
No, I was not wearing ladybug clogs at the time.
Not that I wouldn't, mind you.
P.P.S. - The plumber showed up. The pipe she is fix-ed.
*Not really, but ain't they cute?
Posted by WrathofDawn at 11:30 p.m.
5 Comments:
God damn it, where's the damn bear with the damn ladybug already.
Oh, sorry... slight psychotic episode there.
Not speaking of ladybugs, I did order those ants last night. Thanks for the chat, even if I still have no clue how it all works.
I think the last time I saw shoes like that, my sister was about 5.*
*about 1974.
Hey...I actually googled it and found you listed! Have no clue how to link to it, but it was page 7 of the google search. Now, who wants to google "Badger"? : )
pnisz= something snoop dog would say
So that's how!
I've ALWAYS wanted to be on a murder trial jury (I read a lot of mysteries, etc).
There was a wave that went through my work one year where literally a dozen people were called for jury duty on various cases. I have YET to be called. I am NOT impressed.
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