Thursday, December 17, 2009

You know you're getting old when...

Your friendly, neighbourhood pharmacy sends you a complimentary sample product, addressed specifically to you, not just some random "put a sample in everyone's mail box" and it's these:
















Which, if you can't read the print from this photo, is this:

Yes, people. I'm now the proud owner of a sample pack of Poise. So that's nice.


What's next, Depends?


13 Comments:

Blogger cala said...

dare I ask: Will you be sharing the Christmas joy or keeping them for yourself?

December 18, 2009 at 12:18 AM  
Blogger Pseudonymph said...

It depends.

December 18, 2009 at 7:35 AM  
Blogger TRT said...

Crucial at this time of year, of course, with all the sneezing and coughing and stuff. Plus all the funny stuff you will insist on reading on the internet. "Laughed so hard..." etc.

Someone's thinking about you, at least.

Anyway, what's all the "amazing experience" they promise you in blurb?

December 18, 2009 at 7:58 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

What's next? Laxatives, of course.

December 18, 2009 at 8:22 AM  
Blogger #Debi said...

Silly people. They should know that you already have plenty of poise...

December 18, 2009 at 12:39 PM  
Blogger owntwohands said...

Hey, maybe they think you're pregnant. I hear some women have issues with that kind of thing...

December 18, 2009 at 2:12 PM  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

Cara, I think one should share such an unexpected windfall, especially during this season of giving, don't you?

TRT, that may just be the $64,000 question. I hope I shall never find out.

Erin. No shit.

Aw. Thanks, Debi. (Don't anyone enlighten her.0

Pregnant, eh? The last time that happened, we ended up having to put entire trees in our living rooms.

December 18, 2009 at 11:32 PM  
OpenID coopernicus said...

I sticket them around the base of the bathroom faucet to stop the leaks...

December 20, 2009 at 3:54 PM  
Blogger What was done said...

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December 25, 2009 at 11:52 AM  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

Heh. I shall remember that next time I've got a leaky faucet.

December 25, 2009 at 12:25 PM  
Blogger Xtreme English said...

jeez, i never get anything good like that in my junk mail!!

December 30, 2009 at 8:56 PM  
Blogger Aunt Becky said...

I laugh but I don't laugh meanly. Because at this point, I'm kind of ready for 'em myself.

(do they work?)

January 1, 2010 at 8:58 PM  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

I don't know if they work or not. I still don't need 'em!

January 27, 2012 at 2:25 AM  

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