The Wrath of Dawn
You know you're getting old when...
Your friendly, neighbourhood pharmacy sends you a complimentary sample product, addressed specifically to you, not just some random "put a sample in everyone's mail box" and it's these:
What's next, Depends?
Which, if you can't read the print from this photo, is this:
What's next, Depends?
Posted by WrathofDawn at 8:32 p.m.
12 Comments:
dare I ask: Will you be sharing the Christmas joy or keeping them for yourself?
Crucial at this time of year, of course, with all the sneezing and coughing and stuff. Plus all the funny stuff you will insist on reading on the internet. "Laughed so hard..." etc.
Someone's thinking about you, at least.
Anyway, what's all the "amazing experience" they promise you in blurb?
What's next? Laxatives, of course.
Silly people. They should know that you already have plenty of poise...
Hey, maybe they think you're pregnant. I hear some women have issues with that kind of thing...
Cara, I think one should share such an unexpected windfall, especially during this season of giving, don't you?
TRT, that may just be the $64,000 question. I hope I shall never find out.
Erin. No shit.
Aw. Thanks, Debi. (Don't anyone enlighten her.0
Pregnant, eh? The last time that happened, we ended up having to put entire trees in our living rooms.
I sticket them around the base of the bathroom faucet to stop the leaks...
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Heh. I shall remember that next time I've got a leaky faucet.
jeez, i never get anything good like that in my junk mail!!
I laugh but I don't laugh meanly. Because at this point, I'm kind of ready for 'em myself.
(do they work?)
I don't know if they work or not. I still don't need 'em!
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