Saturday, November 07, 2009

OH NOOOZ!!!


Received the following today from SPAMWORLD.COM. Although I must admit, I wasn't aware we'd all been assigned spam-sending quotas. All this time, I could have been spamming freely as long as I observed my quota. Who knew?

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ATTENTION
It has come to our notice that your e-mail has been sending too many spam messages, therefore your spam quota has become full. To enable us in clearing your spam quota, In order to verify/keep your email address active, you are to provide the following data; by replying to this message generator.

CONFIRM YOUR EMAIL IDENTITY BELOW

First Name: ____________________________

Last Name: ____________________________

Email Username: ________________________

Email Password: ________________________

Automatically deactivation will take place within 24 hours after reading this message. But if you feel this is an error message then follow the step below to keep your Email account active. Warning!!! In failure to verify your email account within 48hrs on receiving this notification, your account will automatically be deactivated.
Warning Code: AHGF8Z02ARO

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As there was no "step below" included in the email, I have no recourse but to comply with their request.


What could go wrong?*

*To be read in trademarked Scaryduck faux navité** naivete stylee.



**Who has stolen my brain?

11 Comments:

Anonymous edt said...

NO NO sounds like a hoax to me. They are phishing for your personal details surely ??. Ignore it and put them in your "block senders" function.

November 7, 2009 at 6:17 PM  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

I meant to be sarcastic. No one need to know your password but you. EVER.

November 7, 2009 at 6:25 PM  
Anonymous edt said...

I detected a hint of sarcasim but decided you might "just" be serious...wink...nothing wrong with erring on the side of caution.

November 7, 2009 at 6:46 PM  
Blogger Pseudonymph said...

I'm well used to dealing with these things, Wrathy. Just send the details, along with your credit card details to the usual and I'll sort it for 3 easy payments of YOUR MAXIMUM CREDIT LIMIT.

November 8, 2009 at 3:44 AM  
Blogger Erin said...

I like sarcasm. I wonder if SpamWorld does, too?

November 8, 2009 at 10:10 AM  
Blogger nanuk said...

I get a kick from the error code "AHGF8Z02ARO". I just calculated the permutations of possible errors with this alphanumeric to 208,827,064,576,000 possible combos. I think that's about enough to account for all the errors I've made in this lifetime.

November 8, 2009 at 2:28 PM  
Blogger Squeakypony said...

I'm with edt on this one - it could be a hideously clever plan infiltrate your email account and get access to all your penis extension and viagra based email. I personally would never fall for this fiendish scam as I am VERY careful with my many email accounts and logins. So careful in fact that even I don't know what email or password I used to setup my Facebook account. (This bit is unfortunately true)

November 9, 2009 at 5:45 AM  
Blogger Pseudonymph said...

NOOOO. Squeaky's not on Facebook. He can't be in the gang, then.

November 10, 2009 at 3:57 AM  
Blogger TRT said...

Appropriate reply is:

Well, I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you. So let's just skip straight to step 2, shall we?

November 10, 2009 at 5:52 AM  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

Mwa ha ha! But then, my email would be so rife with typograpical errors, would they know what I was trying to say?

I WANT MY BRAIN BACK, MENTALPAUSE.

November 11, 2009 at 1:53 AM  
OpenID coopernicus said...

I have this great tract of land in southern Florida for sale...sure I'll have the alligators cleared out, and all that water??? We just had a big rain...it usually never gets wet....

November 11, 2009 at 1:29 PM  

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