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Whilst having a long-anticipated facial, it is very distrubing to have the esthetician in desperate need of blowing her nose. One doesn't really want to hear, *snork!* *sniff* *snuffle* from someone who is leaning over your head while you are lying down with your eyes closed.

All I could think, after, "Please. Stop. Blow your nose. I'll wait." was,

I am SO blogging this!