Monday, January 03, 2011

I'm too sexy for my corporate monkey over-pressed shirt

My mother taught me better than to mock others, but it's been a tough year. I can use all the laughs I can get. And what's funnier than guys who make more in a week than I make in a year? Who have a company car and all gas expenses paid? Who have company time shares in Florida. Excuse me. I have to cry now.


And we're back. I give you: Sexy Executives. Don't drink coffee while you're looking at it. If you must, I strongly suggest you have paper towels at the ready.

Your computer monitor will thank you.


Blogger Pseudonymph said...

I do love the 'other levels' than that upon which we work.
I tried phoning {a major department store}'s main office in Melbourne on Boxing day to get the CEO's opinion on what a busy working woman should feed the family after all the extended trading hours that the big companies want. Guess what? There was no one there. And wouldn't be anyone until after the public holidays had finished.
And how appropriate, the wv is singing.

January 4, 2011 at 2:37 a.m.  
Blogger Erin said...

I didn't spit coffee, but I *did* sneeze. These photos are a somewhat...repellent. All those scary teeth and manic eyes. But then, any photo of someone posing is often a wee bit weird, don't you think?

January 4, 2011 at 8:25 a.m.  
Blogger Aled Hughes said...

Sad cases.... comb-overs (you missed Prince Charles), hair that needs an oil-change (you missed Prince Charles), grown men who have no idea how to tie a tie-knot (you missed Prince Charles)... and generally ugly gits... er...umm... I have no wish to be on His Towr list... Thankfully, you did not include a snap of me!

January 4, 2011 at 9:58 p.m.  
Blogger TRT said...

Speaking as a corporate photographer, may I say just how difficult is it to get them looking even that good.

January 5, 2011 at 6:04 a.m.  
Blogger Amanda Huggenkiss said...

I don't want to start any rumours ... but ... three of those executives are wearing women's underwear under their suits.

p.s. Don't bother asking how I know.

January 7, 2011 at 7:46 a.m.  
Blogger Josie said...

Well thanks for nothing- here i was innocently surfing and visiting you from someone else's blog, forget who, maybe Katyboo? And then you go and post all these sexy executives and almost put me off men completely! And me struggling with the on-line dating thing . . . actually, I think some of these men have contacted me. . . . hence the struggle. . .

January 30, 2011 at 6:06 p.m.  
Blogger WrathofDawn said...

Yes, Erin, indeed. Having had to function as the closest thing we have to a corporate photographer, I agree with TRT that getting people to pose so that they look natural is a challenge. Especially people who can't follow simple instructions, such as "lift your chin."

Amanda, I know how you know. Don't ask how I know how you know.

Josie! Welcome to this horribly neglected section of the blogosphere! If on-line dating hasn't already put you off men completely, you're a braver woman than I. Ye gods, what a frightening experience.

January 31, 2011 at 12:09 a.m.  

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