The Wrath of Dawn
Figs and ...
dates. Egad. I'm going on an honest-to-God date. With a man who doesn't seem in the slightest like an axe murder. No good can come of this... but blog material aplenty. Stay tuned.
Posted by WrathofDawn at 1:06 a.m.
Wednesday, May 17, 2006
dates. Egad. I'm going on an honest-to-God date. With a man who doesn't seem in the slightest like an axe murder. No good can come of this... but blog material aplenty. Stay tuned.
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- WTF?
- Do me, Dietmar
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~ Yaks! Fahsands of 'em! ~
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Make him pay
by the way i am thinking of starting a momvement too set free all yaks, dont want too see them harnessed and shackled anymore
SET THE YAKS FREE
Breath is bated...
I suggest taking Your Own Chainsaw(TM) with you.
Just in case.
P.S. I have already invaded Weymouth, in response to a call from Her Ladie Zoe Of Belgiume(TM). If you need me to invade Newfoundland, just ask. It will only take about 6 months for me to get going (statistics based on average to date, n=1).
An account of the Invasione of Weymouthe is (perpetually) forthcoming.
w00t! Where are you going? What are your plans? Is he handsome, intelligent, kind, and rich, or any combination of the above? (If you say "yes" to all of that, MARRY HIM! *LOL*)
If you want it to go really well, I'd suggest anal sex in the back of a car before dinner...
Why are you all look at me like that??? Okay, after dinner.
Seriously, I hope you have a good time.
Woohoo - if you can't be good, be careful!
Oh God, DON'T TELL HIM ABOUT THE BLOG!
He'll think you're mad and that we all live under your floor boards...!
...or is it me that's mad and YOU all live under MY floor boards...?
*twitch*
Best of luck. And if he's nice and has a bro, send the bro to Quebec!
DO wear clean underwear.
DO bring protection. (I reccomend a small tire iron or maybe a brick in your purse).
DO be yourself.
DON"T try too hard.
DON"T talk about the EX!(yours or his)
DON"T cut up his food for him.
DO have fun!
(Handoverfist comment reminds me of the song "Do you take it" by The Wet Spots)
Tokarev
I never use an axe.
Anymore.
But do you use it any less?
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