Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Figs and ...

dates. Egad. I'm going on an honest-to-God date. With a man who doesn't seem in the slightest like an axe murder. No good can come of this... but blog material aplenty. Stay tuned.


Anonymous David said...

Make him pay

by the way i am thinking of starting a momvement too set free all yaks, dont want too see them harnessed and shackled anymore


May 17, 2006 at 3:52 a.m.  
Blogger Gary J. Wood said...

Breath is bated...

May 17, 2006 at 9:44 a.m.  
Anonymous Ricardipus, invasive said...

I suggest taking Your Own Chainsaw(TM) with you.

Just in case.

P.S. I have already invaded Weymouth, in response to a call from Her Ladie Zoe Of Belgiume(TM). If you need me to invade Newfoundland, just ask. It will only take about 6 months for me to get going (statistics based on average to date, n=1).

An account of the Invasione of Weymouthe is (perpetually) forthcoming.

May 17, 2006 at 2:23 p.m.  
Anonymous Kat said...

w00t! Where are you going? What are your plans? Is he handsome, intelligent, kind, and rich, or any combination of the above? (If you say "yes" to all of that, MARRY HIM! *LOL*)

May 17, 2006 at 2:25 p.m.  
Blogger HannoverFist said...

If you want it to go really well, I'd suggest anal sex in the back of a car before dinner...

Why are you all look at me like that??? Okay, after dinner.

Seriously, I hope you have a good time.

May 17, 2006 at 5:04 p.m.  
Anonymous TC said...

Woohoo - if you can't be good, be careful!


He'll think you're mad and that we all live under your floor boards...!

...or is it me that's mad and YOU all live under MY floor boards...?


May 17, 2006 at 5:17 p.m.  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

Well sure, because AXE murderers these days are quite rare. But there are a LOT of ways to be a murderer...

May 17, 2006 at 9:50 p.m.  
Blogger merlinprincesse said...

Best of luck. And if he's nice and has a bro, send the bro to Quebec!

May 18, 2006 at 3:10 a.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

DO wear clean underwear.

DO bring protection. (I reccomend a small tire iron or maybe a brick in your purse).

DO be yourself.

DON"T try too hard.

DON"T talk about the EX!(yours or his)

DON"T cut up his food for him.

DO have fun!

(Handoverfist comment reminds me of the song "Do you take it" by The Wet Spots)


May 18, 2006 at 12:03 p.m.  
Blogger jkirlin said...

I never use an axe.


May 19, 2006 at 9:56 p.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

But do you use it any less?

May 19, 2006 at 10:50 p.m.  

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