Thursday, July 06, 2006


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Thanks to Misty, I now know my Viking name, Eona Sheeptipper*, and can fulfill my true destiny. Praise Thor. You, too, can seek out your true nature by going HERE.

And the best part? It says I should try to be a little more surly. You know what that means, don't you? More. Wrath. RAAAAARRRRR!!!!

*With apologies to the sheep. For I am still a Canadian Viking, you see, and must be polite.


Anonymous TC said...

Somehow I don't think you'd be considered "one of the guys".

Which is a good thing.

In case you were wondering.


July 6, 2006 at 4:24 p.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Well, there was this one time? At band camp?

Usually, no, HOWEVER, when the band went to Scotland, where girls do not play in pipe bands, after I just had my hair cut off short, before short hairstyles for girls were popular over there and I was wearing my band uniform and I tried to go into the ladies room and some woman grabbed me by the arm and loudly said, "Ya canna go in there, laddie!"

And that wasn't the only time. The only thing that saved my dignity was that all the short-haired girls in the band (and there were several) had the same thing happen.

And that's what happens in a country where men wear skirts. No good can come of it.

/ducks flung claymores, sgian dubhs and dirks

//takes back 'skirt' reference

July 6, 2006 at 7:37 p.m.  
Blogger Anna said...

Rofl! Sheep? They must not know about the yaks!

July 6, 2006 at 8:51 p.m.  
Anonymous edt said...

From a land of 38 million sheep and 4.2 million souls I was rather intrigued to find out if I was a sheeptipper...BUT is there supposed to be a clickable link after 'You, too, can seek out your true nature by going here'.
cos I can't see it?...maybe the sheep ate it?...

July 6, 2006 at 9:42 p.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

edt - Yep. It was the word 'here,' which I've now capitalized and made a nice, bright, shiny colour.

4.2 million? Indonesia? Greece? Ethopia? But do they have sheep?

July 6, 2006 at 10:28 p.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

New Zealand! I should have known. Silly me.


July 6, 2006 at 10:31 p.m.  
Anonymous Már Madhound aka edt said...

Now you have me REALLY worried...they shoot doggies who 'worry' sheep here in NZ...

July 7, 2006 at 12:03 a.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Oh dear. The life of a Viking is never easy.

July 7, 2006 at 12:19 a.m.  
Anonymous TC said...

Well I hope you gave her a good slap for!

July 7, 2006 at 5:14 a.m.  
Blogger Mr. Fabulous said...

I am going to steeeeeeal this....

My name is Bardi Bonetickler. And appararently I suck as a Viking.

I should not have picked bunny rabbit for my animal...

July 8, 2006 at 6:44 a.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Mr. Fab - There'll be no innuendo on my blog, mister!

I picked the bunny rabbit, too. What were we thinking?

July 8, 2006 at 11:01 a.m.  
Anonymous Richard said...

I'm Rauðúlfr Wargoat. Rather apt, although I must try to be more like a Viking

July 8, 2006 at 5:16 p.m.  
Anonymous Andy Ramblings said...

Well, I'm fearsome Viking called Hundi Shieldmangler, so all you minions, fear me... before I go insane?! hehehh

July 8, 2006 at 6:15 p.m.  

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