Saturday, June 16, 2007

Make the squeaking stop...

Would the never-ending aural torture of a squeaky trampoline being jumped on for hours on end right outside my window be a successful defence in court?




Blogger Ricardipus said...

Not against a murder charge, no.

How about hosing the thing down with WD-40 when nobody's watching?

Full of good ideas, me. As usual.

June 16, 2007 at 12:52 p.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Wouldn't that make it rather slippery?

Could work.

June 16, 2007 at 1:55 p.m.  
Anonymous Kat said...

Thank God that your neighbours and mine will likely never meet. (You have to log into LJ to see that entry, heh.) Then there would be the possibility that the rudeness would mate and multiply.

Seriously, I feel your pain.

June 16, 2007 at 6:26 p.m.  
Anonymous Kat said...

Whoops, sorry, I was trying to direct you to

June 16, 2007 at 6:27 p.m.  
Blogger jkirlin said...

I really had to reread that...

I misread


June 16, 2007 at 11:57 p.m.  
Blogger The Wrath of Dawn said...

Did you think I was writing about my dentist? Hmmm?


June 17, 2007 at 12:16 a.m.  
Anonymous Wonderferret said...

Late at night and without permission, dress like a ninja, sneak over the fence and slice the trampoline surface to shreds. Slink away quietly .

June 17, 2007 at 7:44 a.m.  
Blogger Ricardipus said...

jkirlin - I had the same problem. Risk of reading things waaaaay to quickly I guess.

Or, thinking waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay back, you could re-visit the lawn sprinkler idea.

June 17, 2007 at 12:36 p.m.  
Blogger john.g. said...

Dawn, scissors are the answer!

June 17, 2007 at 4:36 p.m.  
Blogger #Debi said...

Dawn, I used to have the same problem with the neighbors next door, except that I live in an apartment, and it was a waterbed instead of a trampoline.

I think.

June 17, 2007 at 7:25 p.m.  
Blogger Ricardipus said...

I said this over at Zoe's place, but in case you missed it:

The Ricardipus Flaming Bleach Cannon (patent pending). Good for trampolines, neighbours, ants, weeds, and just about anything up to the size of an elephant. Don't use it on hippopotamuses, it just makes them angry.

There. Sorted.

June 18, 2007 at 12:08 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You need to make uncompromising squeeking noises yourself Dawn.

June 19, 2007 at 7:00 a.m.  
Blogger Misty said...

Attack badgers, that's what you need.

Really hungry ones that'll eat all the evidence, and possibly the trampoline too.

Failing that, try any of the above, just don't get caught; that way you won't end up in court.


June 19, 2007 at 11:21 a.m.  

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