What in the name of...

For the love o' Mike, who's reading this blog? Must be bots.

There have been between 193 and 297 page loads over the past week.

Between 134 and 207 unique visitors.

And between 5 and 8 return visits. These would be the people who've been around here long enough to know that I have slipped into a MAJOR blogging slump and THERE'S NOTHING TO SEE HERE, FOLKS.

Be gone, bots!

* Research would indicate that it is the picture of the cute, ickle hamster on the Dec 17 post that is drawing all the unusual traffic from all over the world. So sadly, cutest hamster in the world. must go. Good-bye hamster!

I'm too sexy for my corporate monkey over-pressed shirt

My mother taught me better than to mock others, but it's been a tough year. I can use all the laughs I can get. And what's funnier than guys who make more in a week than I make in a year? Who have a company car and all gas expenses paid? Who have company time shares in Florida. Excuse me. I have to cry now.

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And we're back. I give you: Sexy Executives. Don't drink coffee while you're looking at it. If you must, I strongly suggest you have paper towels at the ready.

Your computer monitor will thank you.